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August 24, 2013

WE ARE HERE


Where thinking young is termed a phase

Where human conviction leaves behind no trace

Where people mirror your lack of faith

Where talking to someone is solving a maze


Where the better are trashed and the mediocre reign

Where the right and the wrong are blurring insane

Where living is measured in money not memories

Where giving any feedback is social blasphemy

















Where the kith and kin walk away with the glory

While everyone common man is seething in fury

Where friends and foes ride the same alleys

With pretentions inspired from the daily telly


Where being indifferent is the biggest trump card

Where suits reek of aristocratic pride and power

Where the wise and ignorant are one and the same

Where every person is a face in the crowd


February 06, 2013

Surviving a creative job # tip 2: Being productive involves pissing off a few people!



Any creative job entails dealing with deadlines, deadlines and more deadlines. But a creative resource doesn't wake-up on the right side of the bed every single day.  This story that I am about to narrate unfolded on one such unproductive day, maybe because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

I was working with a mainstream Radio Station and my job involved making (audio) ads for various Clients that advertised on our Radio. On a very unlucky morning, I walked into office, with 19 ad requests sitting on my desk.  Yes, 19 different Clients, 19 different concepts, 19 different ads and the clock screamed that it was still 11 in the morning.  As luck would have it, that wasn't the end of my worries. By lunch, 27 ad requests piled up on my desk.

A Sales guy, put on his best aggressive voice and began the battle of "who-gets-the-delivery-first".
So here I was, trying to make 27 different ads, while 11 Sales guys were getting into verbal fist-fights around my desk. Like any mere mortal would, I panicked.And panicked some more owing to my penchant for perfection, because I was aware that I would piss off more than one Client that day.





Like every disaster, has a Disaster Management module attached to it, my response to an office difficulty was already defined. First, I got onto a long bitching conversation with the best-friend on phone, then I called up my "office-advisor" for gyaan on office policies.  Somewhere in between both these phone-calls, I broke into tears. Then I called my Boss who was based out of Mumbai and complained that the Sales team is being mean to me. Soon after which, I started arguing with a Radio Jockey because he was using the Studio, when I needed to make 27 ads!

None of this helped, but the pile of ads on my desk looked even more difficult, thanks to the loss of time. I had four hours left , in comparision to my 9 working hours and all the work in the world to finish! I walked into the studio, equipped with 27 scripts and finally got the ad-making rolling. After what appeared to be another lifetime and at least a zillion voice-overs, I completed all of the ads and mailed them across to the Clients.

The crisis passed and I was in the "clean-slate" mode again. Or maybe not!

I came back to work the next day only to discover that all of the 27 ads have been rejected and I had to begin all over again.

It was as if the traces of an entire work-day were wiped out. I stared at the stinker mails that sat pretty in my inbox. I began writing back, with a sole-intention of pissing off a few Clients at the other end.

Because, when you have an impossibly difficult creative job, and dont piss people off, then they'd end up making you miserable. It is as simple as that.


February 04, 2013

SURVIVING A CREATIVE JOB # Tip 1: Child-like is seldom childish.


It was a Monday morning. The Boss was pacing up and down the length of the entire office.

There was a deadline looming. And a classic monday scenario followed suit: a full office, a pending job on top of the priority-list but zero ideas. The Boss paused for a few minutes only to gulp down a huge cup of black coffee and continued pacing again. An eerie silence filled the place. I looked around and saw people scribbling down onto their notepads.

The Boss came to a halt at the centre of the meeting table and cleared his throat. That was the Boss's way of sending out the war siren. The entire staff in the room stopped scribbling and started flipping their pens, clock-wise to antilock-wise to clock-wise back again. Some even started tapping their legs synchronously. The new interns, who were unaware of the Boss's work-style, stared at him, their eyes full of anticipation, hopeful that everyone would soon gain a direction on the pending job.

I tried to open my ears as wide as I could because I often missed out what the Boss said. Not because its boring, but because it is hardly ever audible.

When the Boss started to speak, it was over even before we knew it,"Team, I don't know what will you all do, but in 2 hours I want the Client happy" Brief, vague and a nightmare. In an industry where it is considered offensive to ask the Client to fill out a feed back form, re-working on a concept is one of the most tricky jobs. Much more tricky in this case because we tried out every permutation and combination of concepts, pictures, graffiti and what not to crack the campaign. We tried our hands at "mainstream",  we also tried our hand at "intelligent", "abstract", "emotional", "fact-based", "interactive"to list out a few.

Everyone on the team agreed to meet up again in a while to brainstorm about the ideas and parted around lunch time, just in time Alia arrived. Alia, the three year old daughter of the Boss, who hung out at office after her kindergarden hours, filled the office with her trademark squeals every afternoon. On that day, Alia was particularly inclined on going to the creative room and draw like all the design guys did.The creative studio was a mess that day, as the printouts of all of the iterations that we did so far were strewn around in a haphazard fashion. Since the creative team was in a  fix and was trying to brainstorm, the Creative Director made Alia sit on the table at the centre of the room.

What the Creative Director did not know was that a copy of the campaign printouts were resting at the centre of the table. Alia, unaware of the ruckus that was attached to this campaign, simply picked up a pen lying on the table and started to practice all that she learnt in the drawing class that day. She drew an apple, a butterfly, a worm, a tree, all over the ad layouts. I noticed this, while I was on my way to get coffee and added the caption " Learning inspired from nature" to the layouts.



Half an hour into brain-storming, my Boss sent for me. It is moments like these that set panic attacks into motion. I started recounting everything that I did since I set my foot inside office that morning, every little action, every little word inclusive, trying to understand why the Boss would wish to see me.

I found a visually beaming Boss at the edge of his seat in the cabin. His source of happiness were the doodled ad layouts. No sooner I entered the room the Boss began appreciating me. It wasn't audible as usual but I did hear "excellent concept", "client approved" mentioned in his lengthy, single-tone, almost inaudible discourse.

I collected all the layouts, heaved a sigh of relief and made my way to the office table. En-route I halted at the Client Servicing Room as a group of female colleagues were discussing something in squeaky, excited voices. On approaching them, they shared the gossip promptly over cookies and coffee. Apparently the Boss found Alia scribbling on the ad layout and scolded her about it. Alia made her first ever "I am sorry dada" card owing to this campaign, one of the Client Servicing woman added, her tears all moist.

All of our research-driven strategies failed. All the logic in the world did not make a sale.

During this process, something unexpected defied logic and laughed at our process: the creation of a child.

The day left me reeling but I learnt one of the most important lessons in conceptualization that day: create like a child would and the idea will sell, anyway.

At the end, the pending work was complete and Alia became a better person. And not having a strategy was the strategy that worked inside a company,  on yet another working day.






June 29, 2012

by myself, still with you.


I’m by myself tonight
Visiting places in my head
Am going over and over
All the things we did

There’s the corner we sat on
There’s the broken window pane
There’s the dream that shattered
There’s the bottle of pain


















I’m by myself tonight
Hearing voices in my head
And am going over and over
The pictures we framed

There’s me laughing to your jokes
There’s me crying in vain
There’s the molten candle
There’s the child that’s dead

I’m by myself tonight
I need you to save me again
And am going over and over
The parting words you said


October 26, 2011

Thought bulb glows on Diwali!

Look out of your little well. The world is a splendid place.
Duck your head out, get out those imaginary wings and believe that you can fly.
There is wind beneath your wings. It comes from the people and things you truly love.
It's always there, but it's up to you to try and fly.
Miracles are possible. You just need to know them to identify them.
There is a miracle waiting behind that closed door, waiting to be unleashed. 
There is no hero to save your day, to find that key and open that door for you!
Stop waiting for the saviour. Stop invoking the light.
Be the light instead. 
This Diwali, maybe if you try hard enough you could light up someone's life and yes, FLY.

August 11, 2011

my stick note 01

 Every open door presents an opportunity to quit. True. But no one has every stopped you from closing the door and losing the key.

July 25, 2011

R.I.P Amy

Of an auburn nest and drunken eyes
Of life lived for love and love alone
A string of lies
A voice in the woods
A home and rehab which stand misunderstood


A life lived in haste
Few Songs sung in prime
When you flip through those pages
It’s the substance  underlined


Many a voices condemn her quest
Many forgive, many forget
Twenty seven and put to rest
The lights dim, she shines so bright
Her life fades...her song remains